Enough!

I still remember that day. The day I met you in Giant. Your purplish outfit stunned me. Without much hesitation, I brought you home that night. And my nightmares started after that.


For the first time, I licked you... Oh my god. You're not really hot... but sweeeet! However... After a few months, sorry about that.. I actually started to feel annoyed and bored... You're no longer attractive to me... But I can't just dump you. Awww... When I looked at you, I felt like wanna puke, SERIOUSLY.


I guess I am suffering from goober-phobia. Anyone willing to buy it from me? There's still half bottle left! Please... 5bucks okay? Negotiable! Here's the proof, it's still fresh!

Because of Goober-phobia, I've stopped buying breads since last month. Now my mindset have already changed. Bread=goober. BREAD=GOOBER! Walao eh. And I actually wasted more than 10bucks to buy that eww-ish stuff. How eww-ish it can be? Yeah, like this.

It's not that bad actually, but can you imagine, almost every morning you eat that, it's so boring and my tastebud are goober-lised! I can't buy jam, it's too expensive and must stored in fridge. There's a fridge in our pantry, but you will not dare to put anything in it... According to Joseph, he lost 4 pieces of his Kraft cheese within 24 hours after he put it inside the pantry fridge.

In conclusion, I still have to stick with Goober. ARGHH I MISS PLANTA! If I can eat this every morning... *droolssssssss*

...then I'll be a future potential sumo wrestler.